"The lost password department's that way."
Saintly Savant Gifts
Looking for gifts for a saintly savant? Discover a curated selection of humorous and inspiring items that honor their creative genius and spiritual wisdom. Perfect for those who blend intellect with a touch of divine inspiration, these products will delight and motivate your favorite innovative intellect. Whether it’s a fun mug, a clever t-shirt, or an art print that celebrates their unique gifts, find the ideal way to show appreciation for their exceptional brilliance and saintly qualities.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Felix Mendelssohn
'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"
Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.
Sir Edward Elgar
"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."
Antonin Leopold Dvorak
'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'
Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev
"Is that neat whisky?"
"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."
Anton Bruckner.
Justice for a heckler.
Champagne Tasting.
'We like to make full use of the space.'
"Old Martini Had A Farm"
With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."
Welcome to my cellar!
Baroque
A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.
Sergei Prokofiev.
Benjamin Britten
There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?
Ludwig van Beethoven
'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'
Priest and mobile
"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."
'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'
Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.
The apes make advances in grooming techniques.
Benjamin Britten.
Saintly Savant Gifts Collection
Saintly Savant Mugs
Discover our range of mugs specially designed for your saintly savant—perfect for inspiring their creative and spiritual pursuits.
Saintly Savant Pillows
Add comfort and inspiration to their space with pillows that showcase their saintly and creative spirit.
Saintly Savant Prints
Find inspiring art prints that beautifully reflect the divine creativity of your saintly savant and make their space truly special.
Saintly Savant T-Shirts
Explore witty and inspiring t-shirts that celebrate your saintly savant’s unique blend of divine insight and creative genius.