Spirit Savant Gifts

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'I say we try it.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

American Roulette

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

Game Addiction

Old pumpkin spice

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Champagne Tasting.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Those are all my passwords."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'