Spirit Savant Prints

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I say we try it.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

American Roulette

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Game Addiction

Old pumpkin spice

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Champagne Tasting.

"Those are all my passwords."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'