Saintly Savant Pillows

"The lost password department's that way."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Felix Mendelssohn

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Is that neat whisky?"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Anton Bruckner.

Justice for a heckler.

Champagne Tasting.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Welcome to my cellar!

Baroque

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Priest and mobile

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Benjamin Britten.