Saintly Saver Pillows

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Coastguard

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Next World Tours

'Oh - It's you.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

From trash to treasure

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Cats howling

"The lost password department's that way."

A Close Call

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

Superhero Rescues Books.

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"We saved all your old diapers."