Saintly Saver Prints

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Coastguard

Next World Tours

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Oh - It's you.'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

From trash to treasure

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

"The lost password department's that way."

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

Cats howling

A Close Call

Superhero Rescues Books.

"We saved all your old diapers."

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate