Star Saver Prints

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Evolution.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Wildlife Tree

'Oh - It's you.'

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

An angel crying

Protection for the world

Coronavirus and Atlas

The Finger.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."