Scotch Savant Pillows

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Trawling for Fish.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"House red, sir?"

Champagne Tasting.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Justice for a heckler.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"The lost password department's that way."

Self-portraits

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Saves

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

Returning from a Multi-Day

"I'm a societal mutation."

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

'Why would I want to smell like Germany?'

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."