Sketch Savant Pillows

Self-portraits

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

TV-Man

'You could do that.' I did

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Are you done yet?'

Fly Artist

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

The Plasmas.

Trawling for Fish.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Damien Hirst Cafe

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"God, I love this show!"

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Mind control

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"Cool game!"

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"