Sketch Savant Prints

Self-portraits

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

TV-Man

'You could do that.' I did

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Fly Artist

'Are you done yet?'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

The Plasmas.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Trawling for Fish.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Damien Hirst Cafe

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"Cool game!"