Scribble Champion Gifts

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Writer's Block Party

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Museum Guard Portrait

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Writer’s Corner

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Kate Atkinson

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'