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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"You're going to hate yourself."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Could you repeat that word?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

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Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

'How God invented polish'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

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Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.