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Jewish Scrabble

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"You're going to hate yourself."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

'How God invented polish'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

"Hardscrabble"

"No!"

"My wife bought me a Scrabble set for my birthday...I can't find the words to thank her!"

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'