Slob Culture Aficionado Gifts

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Selfie

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Elvis Presley

Gone Fishing

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

TV stage door

Mark Twain

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats