Slob Style Guru Gifts

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

That every day look.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Overkill, dude."

'More hair than brains.'