Drool Aficionado Gifts

Dog looks on dribbling, as master uses self-adhesive stamps that need no licking

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

The Snarky District

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Star Wars Audience

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Seriously?"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Holiday cottage

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog