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Dog looks on dribbling, as master uses self-adhesive stamps that need no licking

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

The Snarky District

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Star Wars Audience

Clown Wife

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Turn your head and laugh.

Only Clowns

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Holiday cottage

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