Swearing Aficionado Gifts

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Gordon Ramsey's Menu.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

The F – K stops here

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"F*ck off."

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

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Watch your language.

"Oh, he'll explode with rage when he tots up the F-words."

'Brilliant!'

'How about this slogan: If you are unhappy for any reason we will feel really bad.'

'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'

"There's nothing wrong with the size, you're just too small for it!"

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

Great. They've discovered sweaters. The beginning of the end for the woolly mammoth.

Gordon Ramsey Ahead road sign.

'My husband's the loud, silent type.'

A difference of opinion over fashion

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'