Swearing Aficionado Gifts

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

The F – K stops here

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"Oh, he'll explode with rage when he tots up the F-words."

Watch your language.

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

"F*ck off."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'How about this slogan: If you are unhappy for any reason we will feel really bad.'

"There's nothing wrong with the size, you're just too small for it!"

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'

'My husband's the loud, silent type.'