Swear Word Enthusiast Gifts

'I learned today that slow drivers are *!?*x and fast ones are *!?*x!!!'

"The word is 'fugg.' People can use it in place of 'fuck'." "How wonderful! I usually just use my hand!"

"It's nice to get out without the kids and rekindle our passion for swearing."

Men swearing 'Coarse fishing'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'Will you (swearing) shut the (swearing) up? -- I'm trying to work on my children's book!'

The F – K stops here

Sailors' salty language class

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Apricots

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Loopholes

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'I told you we should use some pig Latin in our quarterly statement. It's important to have investors trying to decipher something other than our quarterly returns.'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"'A', I'm adorable."

Male On Sunday

'Can you check my balance.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'How was my evaluation They really cut me down to size.'

Though he was ecstatic at the time, years later Mark would discover that his dog simply had a speech impediment.

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

Dijon Vu

Witty T-Shirt Guy