Slobber Fan T-Shirts

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'It's slobberin' time!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

The Horror Film Director.

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"Don't even think about it."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

"Fifi"

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Shark Surfing the Waves.

I'm just glad J. Lo never passed this way.

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"