Blubber Enthusiasts T-Shirts

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Bubbly

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Champagne

Thank you bubbles

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Prosecco

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Champagne

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

A little fizz?

I love bathtime.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Football/Soccer bubbles

Prosecco

Sabrage!

Lady drinking Champagne.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Another hot flash?

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Bubbling

"Before Thornton goes to bed, you might let him spend some time with this toy. It's a new concept in bubble-making technology. As you will note, it has a number of interchangeable components that allow for many variations and options as to the quantity an

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

Bubble gum kid

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"