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Theatre Crowd

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Clown Watercooler

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

clown trophies

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"