Bump Enthusiast Pillows

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'It happens every time I go over a bump.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Bubbly

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Italica

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Champagne

Prosecco

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Champagne

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

A little fizz?

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Camel'

Sabrage!

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Prosecco

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

The night they invented champagne.

Speed Bumps.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'