Burp Enthusiast Pillows

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

Drunk redneck shot a cow.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Belching plant

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"You say you want me to do well in school. I thought you'd be more excited that I can burp the alphabet!"

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Urp! Homo Eructus.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

Bar bouncer resumes.

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

'Oops, sorry...'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'Baby's kicking again.'

Please take a number...

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"Here are my notes on collateralized debt obligation. Make me sound like I know what I'm talking about."

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Spring road works/construction .