Burp Banterer Pillows

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings."

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

'I hate harmonica music.'

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

"It's the big guy."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'