Burp Appreciator Pillows

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Final words on gravestones.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Christmas Pudding

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Trumpets Green

"I just love your use of lying"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

Blessed are the brief.

"Have you got it in beige?"

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

Log in, paper out.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Crappy Diem

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

Belching plant