Burp Appreciator Pillows

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Final words on gravestones.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Christmas Pudding

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Trumpets Green

"I just love your use of lying"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Blessed are the brief.

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Are you binge watching again?"

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Log in, paper out.

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Crappy Diem

'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Never Satisfied.

Belching plant