Grumpiness Appreciator Pillows

'Underneath that crusty exterior is a lovely pie filling.'

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Children throwing snowballs at an elderly gentleman

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'Did somebody order a Grumpy Meal?'

'Cheer up,only ten minutes to go and you can get miserable again.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"You have the Hum bug.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'Cheer up...'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

Uncle Murray Weekly

I HATE STUFF

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Dinner.'

Moan Pig.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Crappy Diem