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"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"You have the Hum bug.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Cheer up...'

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"You're still grumpy. See if you can get a refund on that Happy Meal."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Dinner.'

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

Moan Pig.

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'When did I become so old and morose?' 'I know. It seems only yesterday you were young and morose.'

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 5

'Dear, your father is just a big crab these days.'