Grumpiness Empath Pillows

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Cheer up...'

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

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Uncle Murray Weekly

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

'Dinner.'

Moan Pig.

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

'Dear, your father is just a big crab these days.'

"I'm sorry, Harold is resting at the moment. He's been trying to be amicable all day."