Baby Burp Enthusiasts Pillows

'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Maternity Ward

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Bouncing baby

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Maternity Hospital

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

Giving Birth