Fluoride Fan Pillows

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Man using to much bug spray

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Woo-hoo!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Donald Trump

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."