Firefly Fan Pillows

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Bailiff."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

Fly Artist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Canada Goose

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Donald Trump

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'