Flair Fan Pillows

'Yeah, he's really good. Too bad he can only make one drink.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Give quiche a chance!

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Migrating cows.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Fly Artist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Canada Goose

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Poser

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Donald Trump

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"It's all down to turmeric!"