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Where hard cider comes from.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Bottle Distillery

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Photosynthesis? How lazy can you get?!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

"We raise our beef humanely."