Fumigation Fans Gifts

"I promise. . . it wasn't me!"

Man using to much bug spray

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bottle Distillery

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'Hot enough for ya?'

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

Where hard cider comes from.

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

Biology Dept. I love teaching the class on fungus --- it gives me a chance to mold young minds.

'I'm from down the street. Your customer ordered our wine because it is better than yours.'

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.