Facilities Fan Gifts

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Tunnel of love"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

DIY marriage counseling.

Caliologist

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Scientists building a tower

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Migration Music

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'