Skyscraper Fan Gifts

New York Gondolier

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Shard, London

Acme Elevator Company

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

King Kongs first christmas

I love the Shard

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Sick Building Syndrome

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'The buildings are merging.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Doubledecker bus stop

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Clear construction agreements are important.

Real Estate Depression

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"It does make a statement."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."