Skyscraper Fan Gifts

New York Gondolier

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Shard, London

Acme Elevator Company

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

King Kongs first christmas

I love the Shard

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Sick Building Syndrome

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Doubledecker bus stop

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'The buildings are merging.'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Clear construction agreements are important.

Real Estate Depression

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"It does make a statement."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'