Skyscraper Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

ACME Mutton Co.

Real Estate Depression

"This submission is from a New York firm of architects."

'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Driving in New York city scares the hell out of me."

"I love how people look like us from up here!"

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."

Man in the Wilderness

High Rise Filing Cabinet.

"I guess this means we're an emerging economy."

'Quick Look! A women getting undressed!'

"Roger. Run to the window, quick. You gotta see something. Oh, wait, never mind. It's gone now. You still there, Roger?"

King Kongs first christmas

Hard hat area/hard nosed area.

WICKERMANHATTAN

"Okay, everybody run back to the other side!"

American buildings

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"I suppose it was just a matter of time before they roofed the whole thing over."

"It does make a statement."

Brooklyn

TRUMP

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Sick Building Syndrome