Skyscraper Fanatic Gifts

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

King Kongs first christmas

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Sick Building Syndrome

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'The buildings are merging.'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Real Estate Depression

Star Executive

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"It does make a statement."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

New York Gondolier

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

Life Cycle of a Tower Block

TRUMP

American high street

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

The Chrysler Buildinger