Skyscraper Supporter Gifts

'The buildings are merging.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

I love the Shard

King Kongs first christmas

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Sick Building Syndrome

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Real Estate Depression

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"It does make a statement."

New York Gondolier

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"