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Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Tunnel of love"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

DIY marriage counseling.

Caliologist

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'Still having problems finding day care?'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Scientists building a tower

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Migration Music

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Love your renovations.'