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The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Rage.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Vaccine

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Sustainability

Sea Change.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Flu Vaccine.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Marine Pollution

"This feels so familiar."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.