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"OK, now I'll ALWAYS be plugged in when we're on the road."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Wearing bras in 2020.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Poser

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Teamwork

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Fire-breathing damsel.