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A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Pizza Fencing

'Hey you take that outside.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.