Feast Fighters Gifts

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Pizza Fencing

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.