'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'
Festive Fighter Gifts
Looking for gifts for your festive fighter? Discover our creative selection of humorous and heartfelt items that capture the holiday spirit. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, our collection is designed to delight anyone who loves to spread cheer and celebrate with a creative twist. Whether you're shopping for a friend, family member, or yourself, these products add a fun and festive touch to the holiday season.
'Hey you take that outside.'
The Real War On Christmas
"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."
"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"
Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.
'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.
"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled
Dec. 26
NSA is coming to town.
'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'
'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'
"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"
"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."
U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa
Rescuing the NHS for Christmas
'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'
Christmas pine
"When is it my turn?"
"Mum, I think Grandad's run out of batteries."
Christmas Newspapers
Congregation
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"
Carolling
"It's opening day."
"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."
A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring
The Navigator on Christmas Eve
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
One day in December...
"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."
Festive Fighter Gifts Collection
Festive Fighter Mugs
Explore our collection of festive fighter mugs and add a humorous touch to their holiday mornings.
Festive Fighter Pillows
Check out our cozy festive fighter pillows to bring warmth, humor, and holiday cheer to any space.
Festive Fighter Prints
Browse our festive fighter prints and add a fun, spirited touch to holiday home decor.
Festive Fighter T-Shirts
Discover our witty festive fighter t-shirts and make holiday outfits merrier and more fun.