"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"
Festive Disputers Gifts
Looking for a playful way to embrace the lively banter of festive disputers? Our collection features witty, creatively themed items perfect for anyone who loves a spirited debate during the holiday season. Add some humor and personality to their festivities with gifts that compliment their sharp wit and passion for discussion.
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Yo ho ho!
"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."
"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."
'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'
Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.
Merry Kissmas
'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'
"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."
Elf of the Month
Santa and reindeer in line with shadows
The Devil's advocaat.
Pucker up!
Poinsettia
'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'
"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"
"I keep thinking it's Christmas."
"I'm the designated driver."
December Fest
'I wrapped it myself !'
'...My tree! - No my tree!!'
"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"
The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,
"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."
Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!
Christmas fairy.
'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'
'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'
Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...
Christmas pine
Festive Disputers Gifts Collection
Festive Disputers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for festive disputers—perfect for adding humor to their morning routine.
Festive Disputers Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and personality to any space, perfect for the festive disputer's lively home.
Festive Disputers Prints
Browse our prints that capture the fun and wit of festive disputers—ideal for decorating their personal space.
Festive Disputers T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the spirited debate with witty, creative designs—ideal for casual festive wear.