Festive Disputers Pillows

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Elf of the Month

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

The Devil's advocaat.

Pucker up!

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"I'm the designated driver."

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Christmas fairy.

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

Christmas pine