Festive Drinkers Pillows

"I'm the designated driver."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Mice playing double bass

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Easter Bunny

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Elf of the Month

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

The Devil's advocaat.

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

Poinsettia

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

Happy New Year

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Snow Angel Fall

Elf on the Top Shelf

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."