Festive Drinkers Pillows

"I'm the designated driver."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Yo ho ho!

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Mice playing double bass

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Easter Bunny

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Elf of the Month

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

The Devil's advocaat.

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

December Fest

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'I wrapped it myself !'

Happy New Year

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Snow Angel Fall

WInter Fish

The gift of a family Christmas