Festive Beverage Aficionados Pillows

A touch of Christmas Spice...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm the designated driver."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

Cocktail Franks

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Bach for Christmas

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

Mouse Cracker

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

Seasonal Wines

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'

Tea and Coffee

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Let Halliburton clean it up."