Festive Drinker Pillows

The Devil's advocaat.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Yo ho ho!

The New Year's Dance

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Mice playing double bass

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Elf of the Month

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Easter Bunny

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Angelicus alcholicus.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I'm the designated driver."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Poinsettia

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"